I hear you guys are trying to take down Commander Yandow. Great. I want in, and I think I can help, but I need you to do something for me.
I want my lighter. The Commander confiscated it from me one night when I was leaving West. He said it was some sort of customs regulation: no flammable fluids, gels, or bees allowed out of the P.R.O. It's a shitty rule. I tried to convince him to let me empty the fluid and just take the lighter, but he wouldn't accept that (trace amounts of fluid my ass).
I'm still pretty sore about it, especially since the Commander's turned capitalist. That lighter was given to me by the people when I was installed as Premier. So here's what I propose, you get the lighter back for me (just drop it in my mailbox), and I'll act as the Source of some information. I have some plans for a weapon North was developing in hopes of using it against West. The weapon, once deployed, will generate a field of energy that makes anything around it increasingly impotent. This weapon would have allowed them a Source of great power. If you get me my lighter, I'll give you the plans, but you'll have to finde your own Source for the materials.
Please get me my lighter, and sorry for all the Code.
--Premier Parker of Linde
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